Bad-puns Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally...

I had to clean out my spice rack and found ever...

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m n...

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day....

Ray’s friends claim he’s a baseball nut. He say...

The public safety officer came up to a large mo...

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where all ...

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments....

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? ...

Someone stole my toilet and the police have not...

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I go...

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamah...

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird pu...