After a fish shares his opinion
Let minnow what you think.
Animal-puns Jokes
When all the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
A whale is always right
Whale, whale, whale...look who was right again.
When a hawk falls off a branch
Well, this is hawkward.
When an otter needs personal space
Get otter here!
Seal jokes
That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!
Lonely Owl
I'm owl by myself.
Annoying Giraffe
You're giraffing me crazy.
Panda Madness
This is pandamonium!
When a dolphin makes a mistake…
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Shellfish Loans
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. Th...
Confused Dolphin
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
...
I’ve had it—up to my neck
Q: What did the giraffe say when her neighbor w...
Hello to you too
Q: What is every whale's favorite greeting?
A: ...
Awkward encounters
Q: What did the bird watcher say when she misto...
Apologies to the porpoise
Q: What did the dolphin say after he accidental...
Relationship issues
Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during the...
Fishy thoughts
Q: How do fish end their work emails?
A: Let mi...
Top hits on the farm
Q: What is every goat's favorite Haddaway song?...
Bird dating
Q: What did the flamingo post on her dating pro...
When a pony has a sore throat
Do you have water? I'm a little horse.
When a grizzly means business
Stand back, or I'll beat you with my bear hands!
Swimming preferences
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because ...
Shut down your haters
Hippo 1: You're fat.
Hippo 2: That's very hippo...
A feline in disbelief
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.