Animal-puns Jokes

Animal-puns Jokes

Emotional farm animals

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep ...

A cowboy’s best friend

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someo...

What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke?

That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard.

Elephant Vacation

Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom befor...

Toad Parking

Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegal...

Alpaca Outing

Want to go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.

Cowboy Dog

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someo...

Seal Jokes

Q: What did the seal say when his friend told h...

Whale Greeting

Whale hello there!

Off to College

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he ...

Bear Ears

Q: What would bears be without Bees?
A: Ears

Koala Bear

What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all of ...