Aardvark Jokes

Aardvark Jokes

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race...

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?...

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?

What do you call an aardvark good with a light ...

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A ha...

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? ...

What do you call a pickled aardvark?

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A...

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham...

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown...

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a...

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a ...

Where does the aardvark family always come first?

Where does the aardvark family always come firs...

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?...

What does the aardvark take sailing?

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

What command does the aardvark give most often ...

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? A...

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?...

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs...

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Si...

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? ...

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? A...

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant...

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An ...

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

What is the difference between an aardvark and ...

What does the aardvark call his dog?

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!