We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says
"Braaaaiiiiins!"
But what would these zombies say?
A Vegan Zombie - "Graaaaaiiiiins!"
A 1940's Mobster Zombie - "Daaaaaaames!"
A Michael Jordan Zombie - "Haaaaaayynes!"
A Vampire Zombie - "Veeeeeeeiiiiins!"
A Masochistic Zombie - "Paaaaaiiiiiins!"
A Maid Zombie - "Staaaaaiiiins!"
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