To the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease"
Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast."
Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast."
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me."
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees."
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, I, but those summer nights!"
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah..well, ah..well, ah..uh..Tell us more, tell
us more..."
Linda Trip: "Try to remember your best."
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more..."
Kenneth Star: "Did he cum on your dress?"
Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp."
Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp."
Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House."
Monica: "I said OK, just don't cum in my mouth.
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah..well, ah..well, ah..uh..Tell us more, tell
us more..."
Linda Trip: "He sounds like a swell guy."
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more.."
Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?"
Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess."
Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress."
Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow."
Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now?"
Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But.........oh.............
Those White House Nights!"
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