So I invited this cute girl to come over and chill one night. We were just watching Netflix for a while when we started holding hands, which led to making out; things got pretty steamy pretty quick.All of the sudden she stopped and looked at me, and I could see remorse in her eyes. She said "I just found out the other day that I have the Zika virus." I said "That's okay, I just wanted a little head, baby."
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