Brad went over to Jack's house. While there Jack asked him to grab his slippers from upstairs, because he had back problems and couldn't really walk too well.
Reluctantly, because he was a guest so he thought he shouldn't be Jack's errand boy, Brad made his way upstairs.
While looking for the slippers he saw Jack's daughter and wife. They were both very attractive.
Jack's wife asks him what he's up to, and he, being the quick thinker he is, responds: "Oh you know how Jack has back problems and can't do much physical activity, he sent me up here to satisfy you in ways he currently can't and he said to do it to your daughter too, just because he knows she hasn't had a boyfriend in a while."
Jack's wife, outraged, started asking him how dare he say that, telling him he is sick.
But Brad said: "let me prove it" and he yells out to his friend "Hey Jack, Both of 'em, right?"
From downstairs Jack responded "Well yeah both of 'em, you idiot, what good will only one do?"
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