You're going to need more of that confidence now.

A rich CEO flies his private jet across the country to get an appointment with the best gynecologist in the business.

"Doctor," he says, "I'm not happy with the state of my sex life, and I want to you to castrate me today."

The doctor is shocked and asks, "Oh my... Okay, have you thought about this decision and what it will mean for you?"

With some irritation, the CEO replies, "Of course I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm the CEO of a multi-billion dollar business. I flew my personal jet here just so I could get the best doctor in the business to do this operation. I know what I want, I'm confident in my decisions, and I never look back."

"Okay," says the doctor, "I just want you to be 100% sure of your decision to cut off your..."

Visibly annoyed, the CEO interrupts the doctor by pulling out his pocketbook, pulling out a stack of $100 bills, and a credit card. "Here is $1000 cash for your trouble, and a no-limit credit card to get this done. I want to be back in my mansion by dinner time."

Silently the doctor gathers up the money, and leads the CEO to the hospital's best private suite, and starts prepping him for surgery.

A few hours later, the CEO wakes up, operation completed. He decides to stretch his legs and take a walk around in the hallway. He has to walk with a wide bow-legged gait to avoid jostling the massive pile of bandages around his very sore genitals.

After a few minutes, he spots another patient walking around the hall with the same posture. The CEO smiles and says, "Looks like we had the same surgery. I'm sure it'll make your night life a bit more exciting as well."

The other man sheepishly grins and replies, "Yeah, finally got circumcised after 35 years. Hope my wife likes it better this way."

A horrified expressions crosses the CEO's face. In a low whisper he says, "Oh shit. That's the word."