Your Money Is No Good Here!

A priest walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the
barber was finished, the priest offered the man some money, but the barber
said, "No, you're a man of God, you serve the Lord, your money is no good
here." The next day, he found a Bible and a gold rosery on the front
steps of the shop.


A day later, a cop walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut.
When the barber was finished, the cop offered the man some money, but the
barber said, "No, you're a man of the law, you protect people, your
money is no good here." The next day, he found a box of donuts on the
front steps of the shop.


A day later, a lawyer walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut.
When the barber was finished, the lawyer offered the man some money, but
the barber said, "No, you're a man of the government, you help people in
trouble, your money is no good here." The next day, he found twelve more
lawyers on the front steps of the shop.