Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
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