Your momma is so old, she still owes jesus...

Your momma is so old, she still owes jesus a dollar
Your momma is so fat, she stood on the scales and it said "to be continued"
your momma is so dumb, she locked her self in the toilet and still pissed her self
Your momma is so fat, she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out
your momma is so old, she farts out dust
your momma is so old, she has cobwebs in her armpits
your momma is so skinny, she can dodge the rain
your momma is so short, she sits on the kurb and her legs still dangle
your momma is so dumb, she tried to get on the plane with a bus pass
your momma is so fat, when she enters a doctors waiting area, she sits next to everyone