You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment, replied the witness.

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