'My first wife died ten years ago from poisoning'.
His friend says 'ooh so sorry. That's tragic'.
The man continues: 'my second wife died four years later, again from poisoning' to which the friend replies: 'shit man, that's tough. Tragic'. The man continues with tears in his eyes: 'last year my third wife died'. The friend says: 'also poisoned'? To which the man says 'no, this last one I shot'. Horrified his friend asks 'but why'??? The man says 'Well, she refused to drink the poison'
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