Derp: You look beautiful..
Derpina:Thanks
Derp: You have beautiful eyes..
Derpina: Thanks
Derp: Your lucky to be born with good looks..
Derpina: I know, right?
Derp: And then there's me... I WAS BORN A LIAR!
Derpina: F*CK!!!!!!!
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