A thief broke into my house. I laughed and searched with him. I found $3.43 he found $7.95 we agreed to share the money. I went back to bed and told him to keep searching. Unfortunately, the next day I found out that the cops had shot him dead. Why? Because racist.
(My friend made this joke up a long time ago but I thought why not post this here?)
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