You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other?

What's a...

Grazing.

A sadist walks up...

The masochist says "hurt me". The sadist says "no".

Q: How many...

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They...

Bin Laid

How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.

What did the...

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a...

What do you call...

No idea. (No eye deer) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?...

Father: I want to...

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But...

Note from Teacher

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,...

From Iraq

THIS JOKE DIRECT FROM BAGHDAD before the Gulf War - Submitted by...

I love...

Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.