Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse...
So unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
- Ok, now take off my skirt...
And he takes off her skirt.
- Now take off my bra...
Which he does.
- And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.
And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,
"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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