You know there isn't anything even mildly interesting when hockey is all over the front page

The best laid...

The best laid plans of mice and men are all filed away somewhere.

A man walks into...

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the...

Superman

Superman was flying around the city doing his superman thing when all of a...

What do you call...

A big gut, big butt, bigot bigamist. A.K.A. Donald Trump. Credit to /u/SKGwNRG

Volkswagen...

The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll...

Stumpy-legged...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, �Geez that's...

Two explorers are...

They are captured by the tribe and thrown in jail for trespassing. The chief...

A man walks into...

Bar tender asks, what do you have in the sack? The man pulls out a giant...

How can you help...

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

A couple in the bed.

"Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!" "I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"...