Eventually, you three stumble upon a hidden forest oasis of plants and food. Immediately you start drinking and grabbing from the various fruits and vegetables in the area.
Moments later, you all freeze as you hear a shotgun cocked from behind the trees, and a farmer steps forth.
Outraged by you stealing his food, he says he will give you one chance to live, and tells each of you to go into the forest and bring back two of a fruit of your choice, or he will shoot you.
Quickly you return with two cherries, your favorite fruit. The farmer points the shotgun to your face and says "Now put them up your butt without smiling or laughing, or I'll shoot you". You hesitate for a moment, but do it, straight faced.
As you get your pants back on, Jack returns with two strawberries, and the farmer tells him "Now put them up your butt without smiling or laughing, or I'll shoot you". Jack gets the first one in just fine, and halfway through the second, bursts out laughing, and all you remember is gunfire as you're shot.
As the three of you awake at the gates of heaven, you look at jack and ask "Why the hell did you start laughing??"
Jack looks at you and says, "I saw David walking up with two watermelons"
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