Three explorers find a magical wishmaker who is willing to grant the explorers one wish for the greatest desires.
The first explorer walks up and says,"I wish for a time machine, so I can go to the future and live in a more advanced world." The wishmaker grants the wish and sends the explorer to the year 3016 where it probably got better.
The second explorer says,"I wish for a soulmate who will love me for the rest of my life." The wish is granted and the explorer goes to a church to be wedded with the love of his life."
Finally the third explorer, contemplates then says, "I wish to have a glock 43 pistol." Confused with a wish so small, the wishmaker grants it and gives the explorer his gun. The explorer points the gun at the wishmaker and yells, "Give me more wishes or else!"
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