Four teenage girls go to the mall to visit Santa during the holiday season. Santa says the same three words to each girl, which causes one of the girls to get upset and leave crying. Why did only one leave crying and what did Santa say to her?
Four teenage girls go to the mall to visit Santa during the holiday season. Santa says the same three words to each girl, which causes one of the girls to get upset and leave crying. Why did only one leave crying and what did Santa say to her?
To the 3 girls: Ho ho ho, merry Christmas!
To the 1 girl: Ho ho ho, ho (whore) merry Christmas!
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