Yo mama so ugly...

She went into an hunted house and came out with an application


when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."


she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.


they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck


when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon.


she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.


that she scared the shit out of the toilet.


she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!


when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras


her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


she made an onion cry.


when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!


she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


she looks out the window and gets arrested!


even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!


she turned Medusa to stone!


The NHL banned her for life


people go as her for Halloween.


that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.


she scares the roaches away.


I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.