Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a curb, she gets a parking ticket
Yo mama so poor her TV has 2 channels: on and off.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked at a blind man, he screamed
Yo mama so fat, that when she was born, the dark ages began
Yo mama so stupid, she was fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's
Yo mama so fat, when she decided to weigh herself, the scale said 'one at a time, please'
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