A guy is in town for work and decides to go have a drink. He walks into a bar, sits down and notices this horribly ugly man sitting in the corner surrounded by all the best looking women in the place. The guy is balding, over weight, wearing dirty clothes, and quite drunk.
He asks the bartender "what's up with that guy?"
The bar tender says "I don't know, he comes in every night, just sits there licking his eyebrows"
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