This one however, is a proper dapper gentleman.
"Inn-keep! Give me a shot of everything you have on your top shelf!" he bellows in flawless English.
Sure enough, the barman pours him a shot of everything, which he proceeds to down, one after the other.
"I shouldn't have done that with what I've got." says the gent as the barman is ringing up his tab.
"Why, what've you got?" asks the barman.
"About 50p." says the guy.
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