A man, whilst rummaging through his late uncle’s affects, happens upon an ancient and singular lamp. Being a normal and well adjusted individual he immediately begins to polish the lamp when a djinn suddenly appears.
The djinn says, >“You have freed me from my imprisonment what service may I render you?”
After wracking his brain the man answers, >“There is nothing I want more than water from the fountain of youth.”
The sky turns purple and a strange feeling overcomes the man, nevertheless a bottle is grasped in his hand. Bounding into the garden he dances for joy. Unfortunately in his excitement he stumbles and spills the elixir onto an adjacent flower bed.
Realising that his chance at immortality had passed but remembering his desire to be a father he says, >“Alas now I will die before my thyme.”
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