A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are on a deserted island when they are discovered by a tribe of cannibals. The chief delivers good and bad news to the three men. "The bad news is you men will be killed, we will eat your intestines and we will use your skin for our canoes. The good news is you can choose how you'll be killed." The Frenchman says, give me a sword and declares, "Vive la France" and stabs his heart. The Englishman requests a pistol and says, "I die in the name of my country and queen" and shoots himself in the head. Finally the New Yorker barks, "give me fork" and starts stabbing himself repeatedly while shouting, "I don't care what happens but fuck your damn canoes!"
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