So a broke dude goes to the brothel and approaches the bouncer. He tells the bouncer that he is very horny but all he has is $2.
The bouncer tells him that it's enough but he'd have to settle for the dead hooker on the third floor.
The man agrees.
After the deed, the bouncer asks him "how was it?"
"It wasn't bad at all" the man says "but for some reason she had a very runny nose."
"Oh, she must be full"
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