It was a hot day in Texas. After consuming a 2 cans of sprite .. Teddy decided to take a leak...the old fashioned way. He quickly located a small bush and decided to make it his bitch..A police officer spotted him and quickly approached him ..
Police Man: Well sir u dun'know out yeaa in texis u goda pay-afine furr pissinnenn out here..
Teddy: * shakes off last bits of urine* oh ofcourse sir ..i was just desperate...i'm willing to do whatever to leave in peace
Police officer: well see da fine be 50 dollars sir *grins*
Teddy : WOW! Well i only got a 100 here sir. you got any change?
Police officer: no sir no change around these parts of texiiissss!
Teddy: Okay then i think i got a little something left.
* walks towards bush and starts to urinate*
*Hands cop 100 dollar bill*
Teddy: hope we good now?
police officer: .........guess so.
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