Hellen finally got a job in a hotel as a receptionist and this is a story of her first day.
While waiting, someone came in to the hotel. The person who came in was had a huge belly and he approached Hellen on the counter. Hellen was rather nervous, she greeted him.
Hellen: "how may i help you sir?"
Man: "yes, can you help me with something?"
Hellen is beginning to feel scared and asked.
Hellen: "help you with?"
The man approached her even closer and asked.
Man: "am i fat?"
He whispered.
Hellen did not know how to respond to that question and tried to speak honestly without offending him.
Hellen: "well sir... I think you are just fine sir. Maybe a bit big"
The mans face goes red and immediately grabs the bell on the counter and ran outside and threw it to the roof with all his might before running away from the hotel.
Hellen called the manager and explained what happened and soon the manager arrived and stood beside Hellen outside the hotel. Both of them stared at the bell stuck on the roof.
The manager lets out a big sigh and said.
Manager: "well.... I guess we could settle for a No-Bell Prize"
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