Once a little buy asks his grandfather to talk about the War adventures he had.
Grandfather: Once when we were surrounded by enemy they took some of us and asked a question. They said that we have to select one of the offers. Whether we have to die or they will fuck us.
Boy: So what happened, grandpa?
Grandfather: Of course I selected to die!
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