His friends decide he has had too much to drink. They lift him up and carry him to the car and he can barely walk. He falls 11 times on the way to the car and another 7 times as they carry him up to the door to his house.
The friends bring the man to his wife and she says, "thanks for bringing him back safely, he has really been drinking too much lately. Thanks for everything but where is his wheelchair?"
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