Naughty Kid: "Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man: Yes, I have. Who're you?"
Kid: "Is it running?"
Man: "Yes."
Kid: "Get hold of it...... Otherwise it might run away."
The man slams down the phone.
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After a few minuts the phone bell rings again.
Naughty Kid: "Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man (Angrily): "No, I don't have."
Kid: "Didn't I tell you to hold it?"
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