"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "a special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here." "Read it to me," the captain ordered. The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame-brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"
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