Two friends are approached on the street by a man conducting a psychological survey. He asks one of the men "Would you sleep with your mother to save her life?"
The first man is appalled, "I could never do that"
"What about you?" The surveyor asks the second man.
"Of course I would!" He responds enthusiastically.
"What? Really?" The first main spouts in horror.
"Sure, your Mom is hot"
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