World War II.
A tank's track got busted by a land mine, and the crew is hopelessly trying to fix it for the last couple of hours.
Everyone's angry and frustrated.
Suddenly a fairy appears out of nowhere.
Fairy (casually): "Hey, guys, what are you all doing here?"
The crew (pissed): "FUCKING, WHAT ELSE?! Bitch, can't you see the broken track?"
Fairy: "Oooh, looks like hard work. Wanna have a *real* fuck? Bet you haven't had some in a long time..."
The crew (cheerfully): "YEAH! SURE!!!"
Then the fairy waves her magic wand ...
... and the tank's turret falls off.
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