Two individuals are in a situation...

The two do what they are expected to do until the very end of the scenario, during which the first person figures out that the resultant can be described with some humorous insight. The first tells the second of his revelation, to which the latter replies, "let me guess, you read this shit every fucking day in /r/jokes". The first, astounded by the second's greater insight, says "yeah, how did you know?" The second individual says "because I'm about to read this shit every fucking day in /r/jokes".

This then produced evidence to assume that the individual in question was in fact, a psychic who can tell the future. This discovery ensured that the government would arrive to capture the magical fellow for interrogation, experimentation and lots of torture, to extract all of the abnormality's scientific value. Then it was realized that the second person was not a psychic at all, but just a person who can predict reddit's behavioral patterns.

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