Flood

A man hears that a flood will happen. He goes to the attic, with one window to look out on. He starts to pray with god.

**Man:** Oh god, can you please rescue me from Satan's flood?

**God:** Of course you can get rescued!

The flood by now flooded a quarter of the first floor. An SUV pulls up on the driveway.

**SUV Driver**: Hop in if you want to live!

**Man:** No thanks, God will rescue me.

The SUV drives off.


A half hour passes. The flood starts to reach the attic. A raft wades into the scene.

**Raft Rider:** Get on my raft if you want to live.

**Man:** No thank you, God will rescue me.

**Raft Rider:** I am pretty sure you are going to die but whatever.

The raft wades away from the house.

Now the flood has taken over the attic.

The man accepts his fate and drowns.

When he ended up at Heaven, God's angry face is over the gates.

**Man:** You didn't rescue me!

**God:** I tried to! I sent a SUV and a raft out, but you refused both of them.

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