Once there was a man in California. He was standing on a beach when God appeared to him.
God said, "You've been a good man all your life and now I want to grant you one wish. Go ahead and wish for whatever you want."
The man thought for a minute and then replied: "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. Could you build me a highway to Hawaii so that I can drive there whenever I want?"
God exclaimed, "That's impossible! The logistics....the engineering... I can't do that! Wish for something else."
So the man told God, "I've never been able to understand women. Could you give me the power to understand women?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Rocketman
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