Word Geekery

These should all be real words

**self-censorsnip** (n.) the minor editing of a tweet, in order to avoid causing offence to a, probably fictional, group or person.

**congratulotions** (n.) the buttering-up of an odious colleague who has been unfairly promoted to a position of seniority

**glibido** (n.) the promise of much sexual energy in conversation, followed by failure to rise to expectations in actuality

**Decaflon** (prop. n.) the gruelling event of getting through a day without the assistance of caffeine. (see also: decaflete)

**felation** (n.) the exhilaration and supreme happiness the recipient of a good blowjob might feel, upon completion.

**fistal policy** (adj.) economic strategy which anally assaults the electorate (esp. preceded by politicians "rolling up sleeves")

**intaxication** (n.) a state of drunkenness which precludes use of public transport, necessitating use of a cab.

**telephoney** (n.) the act of pretending to be on a terribly important call in order to avoid talking to some undesirable.

**televasion** (n.) pretending to be engrossed in a programme in order to avoid a difficult conversation (adj. televasive).

**counterfit** (n.) clothing which has been knowingly purchased far too small, in the vague hope purchaser will soon be slimmer.

**ambiguilty** (adj.) the state of being to blame, whichever way and from whatever angle one looks at an issue.

All by [Sturdy Alex on Twitter](www.twitter.com/sturdyalex)