What's the difference between golf and skydiving?

In golf, you hear "Whack!!!" ... "Aw, FUCK!"

In skydiving, it's the other way around.

(Oh, and you don't really need a parachute to go skydiving. You just need one if you have any plans for afterwards.)

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