A boy learns two new words at school

"Daddy, what do pussy and bitch mean?"

Dad takes him into the garage and opens an adult magazine. He finds a good picture and circles the woman's privates with a marker.

"That's pussy, son"

"And what's "bitch"?

"Everything outside the circle, son"

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