Women's Little Instruction Book


"A Women's Little Instruction Book"


1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.


2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.


3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of
him.


4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
about other things too.


5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.


6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.


7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.


8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.


9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.


10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.


11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.


12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.


13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.


14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.


15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
man.

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