The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice
men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who
are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so
handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The
handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so
nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who
think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
cowards. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! The
men, who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we
take the initiative. And yet, WOMEN are the CONFUSING sex?
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