Does Ya Dick Touch Ya Bum

John, who's 7 asks his dad, "Dad, can you buy me a bike?" and
his dad said, "Son, does your Dick touch your Bum?" and the kid
replied "no"
"Well Theres your answer mate" A couple of years later when
johns 10 he asks his dad "Dad, Can you buy me a skateboard?"
once again he replied "Son, does your Dick touch your Bum?" and
then once again his son replied "no" "Well there is your answer
then" His dad said. Years later when john was 16 he came to his
father again and asked "Dad can you buy me a motorbike?" for the
last time his Dad replied "SON!, DOES YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR BUM?"
and Johnny said "no it doesnt" "WELL THERES YOUR ANSWER." 5
years later when Johnny was 21 he won lotto.
His Dad asked him "John, Its been abit of a hard year out on the
farm, do ya think we can can have some money?" "Well Dad, Does
ya Dick touch ya bum?" "Well son actually it does"


"WELL DAD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"