* can get a taxi on the worst days ...
* have a neat place to carry spare change ...
* have always been the centre of the arts (art) ...
* make jogging a spectator sport ...
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub ...
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) ...
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie ...
* can always carry a little extra ...
* always float better ...
* know where to look first for lost earrings ...
* rarely lack for a slow dance partner ...
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recline
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