Now it's been previously proven that: **Women = Time x Money**
And we all know that: **Time = Money**
Which means we can infer that: **Women = Money x Money**
And from our prior research we've identified that "*Money is the root of all evil*, i.e. we can infer: **Money = SQRT(EVIL)**
So applying that to our previous results: **Women = SQRT(EVIL) x SQRT(EVIL)**
Which can be reduced to: **Women = EVIL**
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