Women As Explained By Engineers

Women as Explained by Engineers

Finally- an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!

Element: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg, to 225 kg.

Physical properties
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Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint.

Boils at absolutely nothing-freezes for no apparent reason.

Found in various grades, ranging from virgin material, to common ore.

Chemical properties
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Reacts well to gold, platinum, and all precious stones.

Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

The most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

Common Use
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Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

Can greatly aid relaxation.

Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Hazards
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Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.

Possession of more than one is possible, but specimens must never make eye contact!