A woman was walking down the street and was shot 3 times. She was rushed to the hospital where a concerned doctor sat beside her and said "You've been shot three times... But you're also pregnant with triplets. So in 13 years time when the children are teenagers the bullets will come out of them one way or the other"....
So 13 years later when all the boys are 13 the first kid comes running down the stairs "mum mum, I've had a piss and a bullet came out!"
So the mum sits him down and explains the story. A couple of days after the second kid comes running down the stairs "mum mum, I've had a shit and a bullet came out!" the mother again sits down and explains the story.
A few days later the third kid comes running down the stairs "mum mum.." the mum stops him mid sentence "I know, I know. You've either pissed or shit and a bullet came out..."
"No mum, I had a wank and I shot the dog!"
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